With Shotguns as Bedfellows

I've been trying to shoot some geese... can't do it though. They are too wiley. We have approximately 8 million of them around here, but they stick to safe havens. A week ago two coworkers and I layed out in the middle of a field - hidden under tarps... "layin' in the cut" I guess you could say. The only bedfellows we had were trusty weapons of destruction - those being 10-12 gauge shotguns. We slipped in and out of sleep for four hours.

We never saw a goose or even heard a honk-honk-fricking-honky-honk.

It was good though. I learned how to set up a goose mirage using decoys. Also got quality time with good guys. Also came to understand the shot pattern of modified choke and 12 gauge BB shot at 30 yards by shooting a wine box.